When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift
She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.
by GreenEggsNGraham November 10, 2008
For the women or men that just aren't feminine or masculine. Nor a boy or girl. Just a good ol' Mid shift. A little bit of everything and anything.
by Louderthnu March 1, 2016
Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 13, 2022