by Tetrarch May 02, 2014
(According to Dad's psyco girlfriend) Taking a cookie when you are allowed to, and telling your annoying brother who accused you of taking more than one that he is wrong, although (supposedly) he's always in the right and I'm always in the wrong.
Brother: i SaW yOu TaKe MoRe ThAn OnE!
Me: I only took this one cookie!
(Dad's psyco girlfriend who was eavesdropping the entire converstation enters the room, looking at me like always)
Dad's Psyco GF: <MY NAME>, STOP MICROMANAGING!
Me: I did nothing wrong...
Me: I only took this one cookie!
(Dad's psyco girlfriend who was eavesdropping the entire converstation enters the room, looking at me like always)
Dad's Psyco GF: <MY NAME>, STOP MICROMANAGING!
Me: I did nothing wrong...
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by DonoReal February 07, 2021
Mar 7 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose