mickey mouse club 

in reference to something that is childish or immature.

I was tired of her mickey mouse club games, so i dumped her.

Grow up, this isnt mickey mouse club.

mickey mouse club by wagnebw October 19, 2005

Mickey Mouse Club 

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

Mickey Mouse Club by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

Mickey Mouse Club House 

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole

John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

Mickey Mouse Club House by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

Mickey Mouse Club House 

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

Mickey Mouse Club House by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

The Mickey mouse club house 

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

The Mickey mouse club house by anonymous February 16, 2023

Mickey Mouse in my club house 

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

Mickey Mouse in my club house by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse 

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!

Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse by um, yes. October 7, 2017