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michiko malandro 

A hot ass anime woman who is v hot and does hot people things.
michiko malandro by candyraer February 1, 2022

Michiko Antoinette 

A 19 year old person, who goes by they/he whom is half Russian and half Japanese.
They are engaged to Satan himself. They will get married soon lmao.
They are described to have black and pink hair, blue eyes, usually wear a

Eyepatch but nobody knows what’s under it, or atleast won’t tell.
They are also extremely pale. They are not alive.

Do You Wear Michiko's Kimono? 

The secret (not really) term for asking for the Identity V Stageplay from someone.
Person A:"So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B:"Yes, would you like to try it on?"
OR
Person A: "So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B: "No, I wear Jack's top-hat sorry"
Machiko is God's greatest gift to your life. She's a beautiful and a cute girl but also incredibly strong and independent . She is nice , kind hearted , loveable and very talented in many ways , AKA the perfect girlfriend recipe. Though sometimes she can be a little moody but still she is so pretty that it can trap your thoughts with her beauty . If you fell in love with her and she loves you back then you are the luckiest person on earth.
That person is so lucky to have Machiko
Machiko by UpilSipit77 September 26, 2018
Female guitarist and vocalist of popular Japanese underground punk rock group Machikara.

Quite self consciously named her band after herself - 'Machi-kara' means from the city (machi), and she now writes the Japanese character for city for the 'Machi' character in her name.

The band name could mean 'from Machi(as in Machiko)', so it's one of the vainest band names I've heard. Some Japanese people don't even know this connection.

She's basically Japan's version of Avril Lavigne. But she writes her own songs :P
Shiroi hana no uta ga anata no mimi ni todokimasuka?
Machiko by Yu-chan June 15, 2005

Michikoo 

a midget that likes to tickle
"You are such a michikoo"
"He is so short he could be a michikoo"
Michikoo by LemonLeman October 5, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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