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Michigonian 

A dumbass who thinks it’s michigonian not Michigander
Michigander: fuck you

Fucking Ohio person: oh yeah! Fuck you, you fucking michigonian!

Michigander: the fuck did you just call me?!?! *beats Ohioan*
Michigonian by Prof. ButtDick July 6, 2021
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Michignorance 

A grotesque lack of general knowledge related to the American state of Michigan. Not knowing things like the fact that Michigan has two separate peninsulas and 3200 miles of Great Lakes coastline. People who are Michignorant can’t even point Michigan out on a map despite the giant, waving hand that is the Lower Peninsula.
Billy thinks that a “party store” is where you buy streamers and balloons and not bread, beer smokes or pop. Talk about michignorance!

I’m tired of explaining to the michignorant that there is no “south Detroit.”

Billy is michignorant. He thinks that “Up North” means Canada and not northern Michigan excluding the Upper Peninsula.
Michignorance by LeighRay May 23, 2019

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026