Micheal Bay 

A bad film director who likes to do nothing but make movies off of his boy toy fantasy. Most of his films feature explosions, one dimension female hotties, and product placements

Micheal Bay destroyed transformers.

Micheal Bay by freimiser April 4, 2015

Micheal Bay 

Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie

Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie

Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time

Micheal Bay by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

Michael Bay Drinking Game 

Simply watch a Michael Bay movie with a group of friends, and every time there's an explosion, you take a shot. The last person alive wins.

Me and some buddies watched Transformers 2 last night drinking shots and tried the Michael Bay Drinking Game and I was the only survivor. They will sadly be missed.

Michael Bay Drinking Game by MaBaSploomExplosions July 7, 2011

Michael Bay Syndrome 

The condition of extreme pyromania in which one feels the need to create many, many explosions.

"Dude, I think I have Michael Bay Syndrome"

"Yeah, I know, You just blew up my cat!"

Michael Bay Syndrome by Das Failboot July 4, 2009

Michael Bay Moment 

A very unnescesarry and over dramatic explosion, caused by an underwhelming force; most commonly demonstrated by the action film director Michael Bay.

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Michael Bay Moment by Freetaker August 27, 2009

Michael Bay

Explosions.

How to best sum up Michael Bay? Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon.

Michael Bay by chrisalice November 16, 2011

Michael Bay

1. A person who is incapable of complex and/or abstract thought, and focuses on pure visual and tactile stimulation.
2. A movie director who, in order to appreciate his dumb shock and awe style, you must either be stupid enough to think on his level or smart enough not to care how intellectual a movie about robots and explosions is.

1. He never talks about anything other than sex and explosions. That guy is such a Michael Bay!
2. My pre-schooler thinks on a higher level than Michael Bay.

Michael Bay by Ciano December 25, 2007