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Michaëlle

Michaëlle's name is her destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Michaëlle is a name that signifies a freedom-loving and free-spirited individual. Nothing is conventional with her love of change and adventure. She is inquisitive and often asks others “Why this?,” “Why that?,” or just plain “Why?.” Multi-tasking is a breeze for her – eat and watch TV at the same time!

Her heart’s desire is peace and harmony above anything else. She needs friends and society. Her is gentle nature makes her avoid confrontation as much as possible. There’s always an internal battle when she is uncertain about something. Sometimes, she has difficulty stating her needs and opinions openly.

When people hear the name Michaëlle, they perceive her as someone full of life, uplifting, inspiring, and even charming. She is the life of the party with her lively, intelligent, and witty personality. Others will find her strikingly attractive and like being the center of attention. She looks younger than her age and loves beautiful clothes and pieces of jewelry. She has a good sense of humour.

She won’t stop until she finishes her task. She is a high-energy worker! She fit well in a structured workplace. It makes her feel secure and financially stable. She has a sensible and practical attitude toward life.

She is a most likely vocation: public relations officer, sales executive, manager of tourism or transportation, legal practitioner, advocate, dramatist, reporter, psychologist, religious zealot.
Damn, Michaëlle, look at you!

Michaëlle Jean 

The 49th govenor general(2005-current 2009) of Canada 27th since Confederation, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on the recomendation of Prime Minister Paul Martin. All in all she has the ultimate power in the government, but none at all. She is a refugee from Hati, and one of the few women to hold this position. Before this she was a journalist.
Person 1- hey who allowed that stupid law to pass.
Person 2- Michaëlle Jean signed it, but really she had no choice, if she didn't she would be out a job and the public would be mad.
Person 1- oh so blame the Prime Minister again?
Person 2- Sounds good
Michaëlle Jean by yummy_bear March 21, 2009

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Michael Mell 

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.
Michael Mell by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018