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Michael Zombie 

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
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Hop on Michael’s Zombies. 

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro

Michael's Zombies 

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!
Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"
Michael's Zombies by Loominaty January 26, 2024

Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies) 

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.
"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

Micheal's Zombies 

A popular Roblox game made by talented scripter Kyles and Joeb. It is centered about the "Micheal" or "Miguel" meme. It is a copy from a Call of Duty mode called Nazi Zombies.
P1: Hey dude let's play Micheal's Zombies tonight!
P2: No thanks, I'd rather play the real thing!
Micheal's Zombies by nin‎ January 19, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026