Michael Stevens

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A smart bald man who can send you into an existential crisis.
also likes you to play with his 'toys'.
he is the subject of many memes

Hey! Vsauce Michael here.
Here... but, WHERE is HERE?
AND WHY IS MY NAME Michael Stevens!!!

Michael Stevens by trollface 5333 June 12, 2019

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Michael Stevens

The best person on the internet.
He has a YouTube channel called Vsauce which should replace all schools.
Just don't watch him before you sleep. He'll have you questioning your very existence.

I just learned a lot from Michael Stevens on Vsauce!

Michael Stevens by tanzdalek October 6, 2020

michael stevenson

A person who loves tights, so so much.He is a keeper;)

Michael Stevenson has such cool tights

I love Michael Stevenson and his tights

michael stevenson by Y did you ever kiss me August 11, 2021

michael steven hill

One badass mother fucker. Fearless, ruthless, gangsta. Strong as a lion and as rough as a grizzly. Doesnt like to do alot of messin around highly respected as a leader in a pack of wolves. As handsome as a chiseled greek god and highly intelligent as a man comes. A force to be reckoned with and the woman adore such a man they tend to him as a king fanning his highness with giant leave massaging his huge thighs and feeding him the finest grapes found in the garden. Such a masterpiece of god.

Michael steven hill is a badass

michael steven hill by imsoalpha May 2, 2015

Michael Steven Duncan

A name for someone who is a dyke

That girl is a total Michael Steven Duncan

Michael Steven Duncan by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022

Steven Michael

Is a grandiose kinda guy and loves to play..... the field.

He was such s Steven Michael I had to kick him to the curb!

Steven Michael by Boo150 April 21, 2019

steven michael

An angry person that has yet to come out of he closet despite the fact that everyone suspects it.

Dude you know Steven Michael will joust a dude

steven michael by Realslinshady December 7, 2016

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026