Michael I 

The biggest bro ever and God I

Do you know who Big bro I is?

No I don't
Michael I is the biggest bro in the universe and God I

Michael I by ihatethecolorblacks July 5, 2023

King Michael I 

The most amazing person in the world. He is cool around the masses but he opens up around the ones he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, cool, nice, sweet, handsome, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate and awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I want to spend the rest of my life in his arms, cuddling him and looking deep in his eyes, with the words "I love you" softly touching his hot lips.

To put it simply, Mike is your main man. The hero. The Mike of your dreams. He's often imitated, never matched.

Example:
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say? He's Mike!
Best Friend: He's King Michael I! I want to grow up to be just like him!
Me: Me too... I envy him so bad.

King Michael I by Quaker540 January 13, 2017

I'm bad as Michael Jackson. 

A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.

"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."

I'm bad as Michael Jackson. by IPrpl February 26, 2021

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles" by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak". 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak". by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

michael in the bathroom by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

Michael Ignatieff

1. A former-candidate in the Liberal Party of Canada Leadership race, who lost. He also claimed that Ukraine was not a country. In addition to this, he felt that he could lead Canada, even though he lived in the United States for 25 year prior to being elected to Federal Parliament.
2. This name is synonymous with arrogant, idiot, and queef.

Man, that guy just dissed up the Ukrainians, what a Michael Ignatieff.

Ewww, whats that fishy smell? Must be an Ignatieff.

That guy just flipped off the Pope, what an Ignatieff.

Michael Ignatieff by mcplantusss December 3, 2006