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Michael Crichton'd 

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
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Michael Crichton 

An acclaimed author, screenwriter, director and producer. He has written many famous books such as Jurassic Park, Timeline, Next, Sphere, State of Fear etc. many of which have been made into feature films.

Crichton also created the hit television series ER.

He was born in Chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.

Crichton died at age 66 of Lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including Pirate Latitudes
"Hey, have you read Michael Crichton's book Timeline yet?"

"Yeah, it was pretty intense. And he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. I know, weird..."
Michael Crichton by Frankhenkleinn January 13, 2010

Michael Crichton 

The coolest author in all of American history.

Famous for science fiction books such as Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Timeline, and countless other great stories.
Guy 1: Hey, Michael Crichton is so cool!

Guy 2: No shit.

Michael Crichton 

God in the world of authors.
The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.
Stephanie: When I heard that a book report on The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton was extra credit for Biology class, I thought that was badass!

Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!

Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.
Michael Crichton by wasssupitsstephyo December 27, 2008
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