Michäl

A very lost person. Lost in terms of never understanding something, doing something strangely dumb, saying things that never make sense or just generally being that lost/dumb that it’s already funny.

Michäl you’re so lost.

Michäl by Nct 127 Johnny November 21, 2021

Michal 

A Czech, Slovakian and Polish male name, originally from the Hebrew Mi-Kha'El, composed of words mi (who), kha (how) and El, short form of Elohìm, God. The literal meaning is, therefore, "Who is like God".

"What's your name, archangel?"
"Michal and I shall surely beat up your ass, Lucifer!"

Michal by Orion Star69 August 29, 2009

Michal 

Michal is an israeli name based of the biblical character. Michal is a fun and loyal girl.she has a heart of gold, too. but she will turn into a bitch if you offend her friends or family. she will defend them at all costs. michal is very beautiful but does not get that be a big part of her life and probably flirt with guys. dont get on the wrong side of a michal because she might HATE YOU (i've been there once)!!! but she will be soft and elegant with you if you're respectable. she has much inner and outer beauty. she is most probably intellectual. again, she will tear you to pieces if you offend one of her friends (i mean like, true friend) so DONT!!

A: omg, that girl over there is so weird!
B: DONT SAY THAT!!! her friend is Michal, she will tear you into tiny jew pieces.

Michal by JackieS!!! November 6, 2013

Michal 

probably one of the most AMAZING people alive, they will always be here for you and never let you down. They know how to make you smile and laugh, they will try their hardest to cheer you up if you are sad, Michal's usually have dark, black hair and most likely will have an Asian Girlfriend/ wife who they met online. Never underestimate Michals because chances are they are smarter than you, really cute too. I love Michal

person 1) ugh I wish Michal was my boyfriend

person 2) me too

Michal by PoppyIsCool November 9, 2018

Michal 

Michal usually known as a polish guy with a big cock. He know’s how to use his big and heavy gear. Once you get intimate with Michal your life will spin 180°

Girl 1: Omg! Can you see? Michal’s coming this way!

Girl 2: Oh yeah! He’s the one they call massive pyton!

Michal by milenayex June 5, 2020

Michal 

An epic grandma-like lady.

Michal’s such a stupendous cookie.

Michal by Bobchenko December 22, 2020

Michal 

Amazing woman who is not afraid to say what she thinks. It's hard for her to refuse people, but she always likes to help. She is nice and funny. And fun to be with her.
This is a Jewish name for a girl

This is a plane?? A bird?? No it's Michal!!!

Michal by Diego28 March 26, 2020