When your girlfriend highkey breaks up with you and you know u two will never speak again but you wanna make it sound like you're just in a fight for your facebook status

Ryan: Dayum dude i''m so sorry that Gabby broke up with you
Jared: Don't worry, Mia's Just Mad.
Jared's Thoughts: We'll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?

Mia's Just Mad by itz_kidz October 2, 2016

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mia's vagina

A really smelly girl who or is the biggest slag you will ever meat... her vagina is said to be the most dark, mysterious place known to man kind !!

If you ever find yourself close to this unspeakable place be aware that you will not live to tell the tail... (unlike me)

WOW !! This deep dark place , which smells like fish guts, looks like "Mia's vagina"

mia's vagina by Banter_boi June 28, 2015

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Mia's Culpa

A slang word for vagina used by women haters. In other words, "Mia's mistake," based off of Mea Culpa, meaning my mistake.

She would have been a kind and decent person if not for Mia's Culpa.

Mia's Culpa by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 28, 2008

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mia’s bf

A mia’s bf is possibly one of the most caring creatures. He spoils her, and goes above and beyond any normal bf. He likes staring into her eyes and playing with her hair. He likes the way she smells and the way she sleeps. He is the most perfect bf in the world.

mia- “bf would you get me some chocolate”

mia’s bf- “as you wish”

mia- “bf would you rub my feet”

mia’s bf- “as you wish”

mia’s bf by carrotmuncher123 October 11, 2023

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