When your girlfriend highkey breaks up with you and you know u two will never speak again but you wanna make it sound like you're just in a fight for your facebook status

Ryan: Dayum dude i''m so sorry that Gabby broke up with you
Jared: Don't worry, Mia's Just Mad.
Jared's Thoughts: We'll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?

Mia's Just Mad by itz_kidz October 2, 2016

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mia's vagina

A really smelly girl who or is the biggest slag you will ever meat... her vagina is said to be the most dark, mysterious place known to man kind !!

If you ever find yourself close to this unspeakable place be aware that you will not live to tell the tail... (unlike me)

WOW !! This deep dark place , which smells like fish guts, looks like "Mia's vagina"

mia's vagina by Banter_boi June 28, 2015

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Mia's Culpa

A slang word for vagina used by women haters. In other words, "Mia's mistake," based off of Mea Culpa, meaning my mistake.

She would have been a kind and decent person if not for Mia's Culpa.

Mia's Culpa by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 28, 2008

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mia’s bf

A mia’s bf is possibly one of the most caring creatures. He spoils her, and goes above and beyond any normal bf. He likes staring into her eyes and playing with her hair. He likes the way she smells and the way she sleeps. He is the most perfect bf in the world.

mia- “bf would you get me some chocolate”

mia’s bf- “as you wish”

mia- “bf would you rub my feet”

mia’s bf- “as you wish”

mia’s bf by carrotmuncher123 October 11, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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