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Mexican Cum Guzzler

A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!
Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?

Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
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Mexican cum guzzler

When a Mexican female swallows a mans cum like she has been starved of food and water for a week.
Chris: hey Sam have you herd of a Mexican cum guzzler?
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008