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mewmon religion 

Mewmon religion is religion where you worship bald cats and mewmon
"i am mewmon religion i worship the bald and mewmon"
mewmon religion by OKPANIEEE August 30, 2023
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A mewon is a subatomic kitty particle. it is a kitty that is the size of a subatomic particle. actual size may vary, just like full size kittys.
late at night you can hear the mewons in the universe in the atoms in your fingernails.

Houses typically have two mewons, though crazy cat physicists may have billions or more!
mewon by mr. meowsers December 1, 2011
A name meaning Happy and Successful, with an Persian origin, but commonly used as an Arabic name.
Well, it's a name. Do you really need an example of it in a sentence? But once again,

Memona means Happy and Successful.
Memona by phantomisticGhost November 3, 2016

Mesmonia 

Mental illness in which you are attracted to ugly things/people.
‘OMG! He’s so ugly! Why the heck do I like him still?!’
‘You must have mesmonia!’
Mesmonia by 420baconqueen July 29, 2018

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)
i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.
mewtons knuckle by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016

melmonts 

Noun; A foolish person prone for random outbursts. A melmonts will provoke you randomly by contradicting whatever it is that you say, while not even grasping what they are talking about. Also known as a Thizzle.
That person sure is a melmonts, they started going off about otter pops and granny nips. Don't they have anything better to do?
melmonts by Reallymeantaru November 10, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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