1) Something that is a whole lot better than "fantastic" or even *gasp* "great".
2) A word you can use to sound really, really intelligent, when really it's not intelligent. But you can always confuse the Halleys of the world with it. :D
2) You: "OMG, I don't like becky, she's too metazmagorical at times."
Halleys of the world: "OMG, you are so smarttttt with those big words! You are, like, a genius...like Bill Clinton ersomething!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).