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METROSEXICAN 

A young, over-sexed Mexican American who lives in an urban area.
"Yeah, we were at this latin club, and all night we were being stalked by this nasty metrosexican dude who had on waaaay too much cologne.
METROSEXICAN by Tara Rios November 24, 2005
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Metrosexican 

(noun) a polished, slightly effeminate, urban Latino; I have heard this several times in the San Francisco Bay Area; from "metrosexual" + "Mexican"
Tito left the hood, put on some mod pants and got a manicure--total Metrosexican!
Metrosexican by Tino O November 4, 2011

metrosexican 

A mexican male who is buff, short haired, metrosexual, has a really hot superficial girlfriend, and wears clothing such as: ed hardy, abercrombie or anything similar in "style". They are indigenous to southern texas.
I was at the mall today and there was either a sale on ed hardy t-shirts and pre-ripped pants or someone has made a million metrosexican clones.
metrosexican by ralf ichiro April 7, 2009

Metrocan 

N; adj.

Second generation Mexican American who has embrace a metro lifestyle (see metro).

Characterized by wearing a variety of modern urban styles: especially form fitting - and ever so slightly sagging - Gothic or emo jeans (see Gothic and emo); an over-sized sports cap with a straight brim (usually of a team the Metrocan has no idea what sport the team competes, but matches the day's outfit), or large hair brushed and sprayed straight up; and a subtlety plaid long sleeve shirt that has a hint of urban "gangsta" (see gangsta).

Known to participate in a fad dance style called Shuffling (see Shuffling or running in place).
A large group of teenage Metrocans gathered in a circle after school and broke into a shuffle.

The Metrocan Shuffle session was short lived due to the school banning Shuffle music.
Metrocan by a. mused October 5, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026