metro fucked

a term to be used in the Melbourne metropolitan area where the transportation service "metro" fuck up every avenue of you getting to your destination!

Jim: man it took me two hours to get home last night, the trains were all delayed and then my bus just never came!
Frank: Duuude you got metro fucked big time!

by huntalicous69 October 17, 2011

Metro Fuck

Dero kids around the age of 12-16 , who hang around Australian bus interchanges , who obsessively wear Nike and Adidas clothing, generally wears bum/fanny packs to look cool and asks fellow people for cigarettes and consistenly says the word "cunt", "sick cunt", and "wanker".

hey let's not go to the interchange today, too many Metro Fucks there, can't deal with em.

by grungelover90 February 04, 2019

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022