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A measure of length, the base unit for length in the metric scale. Although spelt "meter" in the United States, the proper spelling is "metre".
One metre equals one thousand centimetres
One metre is also equal to 3.28 feet
metre by Brett5 January 1, 2009
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n. impractical French unit of length based roughly on the circumference of the earth. Supporters claim that metres (and other metric measures) are more practical than Imperial measures despite the invention of the 'metric foot' (0.3 metres) and the 'metric yard' (0.9 metres), which defy the point of metrication.
Give them 25.4 millimetres and they'll take 1.6093 kilometres!
metre by Hodgit August 6, 2004

Social Metre 

A metre for how long a person can be in a social situation for, once it's drained its time to leave
Person 1: I'm gonna go
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My social metres drained, need to recharge
Social Metre by Zipped_thunder April 12, 2020

Maco metre

(Pronounced mah-co-me-tah)
A Trinbagonian word which describes an imaginary and innate instrument whereby someone (a "maco" or "farse" person) is able to detect an opportunity to eavesdrop.
Wheeyy!! Yuh maco metre sharp boy! How you hear dat?
Maco metre by Jenn Lee May 1, 2010

Metreklunk

German swear word meaning stupid person or action. Also an exclamation of anger, similar to the American “Fuck”
“You’re such a Metreklunk”

“Metreklunk!”
Metreklunk by MullerK May 12, 2019

SPESS MEHREEN 

An alternate spelling of space marine, often used to make fun of Indrick Boreale's accent in the video game Dawn of War: Soulstorm
Indrick Boreale: We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as SPESS MEHREENS... and we will fight in the name of the EMPRAH!
SPESS MEHREEN by Flash Dude November 26, 2010
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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