MetReport

Television News show run by a string of retards since the early 90's.

Did you see all of the retards on that stupid want -a- be show the 'MetReport"?

by HoffmanGH September 1, 2010

methport

Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.

Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!

by F. P. Sellers IV November 15, 2020

Memeportant

A term used when you spot an important meme. This term should be used wisely, as it is expressed with love for memes.

Person1: Oh my gosh, dude look at this meme!
Person2: I hope it's important...
Person1: Dude...it's memeportant.
Person2: *rushes over to person1's computer*

by JewlzBeJewlz July 31, 2016

Metropostomalosobingbongbosoling

To sing the Bing Bong song from the "Inside out" movie on a train in South Dakota.

I am metropostomalosobingbongbosoling with my friend today, care to join us?

by ZekeKyd December 9, 2023