MetReport 

Television News show run by a string of retards since the early 90's.

Did you see all of the retards on that stupid want -a- be show the 'MetReport"?

MetReport by HoffmanGH September 1, 2010

methport 

Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.

Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!

methport by F. P. Sellers IV November 15, 2020

Memeportant

A term used when you spot an important meme. This term should be used wisely, as it is expressed with love for memes.

Person1: Oh my gosh, dude look at this meme!
Person2: I hope it's important...
Person1: Dude...it's memeportant.
Person2: *rushes over to person1's computer*

Memeportant by JewlzBeJewlz July 31, 2016

Metropostomalosobingbongbosoling 

To sing the Bing Bong song from the "Inside out" movie on a train in South Dakota.

I am metropostomalosobingbongbosoling with my friend today, care to join us?

Metropostomalosobingbongbosoling by ZekeKyd December 9, 2023

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020