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noun: Me-thus, Met-hus, Me-thuz
:He/She, is kind, loyal, selfless, and bravest person even if he/she doesn't realize his/her own true self yet.
:He/she is the defender of truth, epitome of altruism and possess wisdom.
:Synonymous to affectionate, creative, idealist, mediator, and all the postive and beautiful things in the world.
Methus. The flower that blooms in adversity is similar to Methus, rare and beautiful.
Methus by Pseudoyuyu June 8, 2021
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Methus Ocalaeanus 

Genus: Methus
Family: Ocalaeanus
A special bred of meth infected people that reside in Ocala, FL. Traits are no teeth, walking down the highway at fast speeds and always asking for meth. If one is encountered be aware that they will try to gum you to death. They can normally be found at McDonalds or Wal Mart.
Holy shit, it's methus ocalaeanus!!!
Methus Ocalaeanus by shittersfull January 2, 2013

methmusic 

Music that is exceedingly loud and redundant which has the capacity to enhance methmind, a state of near brain dead, goalless compulsivity such as that seen in repetitive cleaning, masturbating, or organizing behaviors.
We Came As Romans is just one example of a methmusic band who has turned out entire albums with tracks that all sound totally identical.
methmusic by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

McThuselah 

McThuselah, a play on words from the name of Senator John McCain and the oldest person whose age is mentioned in the Hebrew Bible, methuselah. Methuselah lived to 969 years, and the application of the term has become a general synonym for a really, really old living creature.*

This word may appear frequently in newspaper or political blogs.

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* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah
Some fear, while others look forward to the prospects of a third Bush term under a McThuselah presidency.
McThuselah by lenvus August 11, 2008

methsounds 

The typical sounds accompanying the methamphetamine experience such as frantic goalless talking, loud pulsating music with an insanely strong backbeat, and absurdly explosive orgasms.
Our noisetard neighbors are constantly making methsounds; there is no off-button unfortunately.
methsounds by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019

Mithushan 

Mithushan is a Tamil tiger who loves all the Tamil shordys. He is so sweet and is loyal as fuck. He also has a nice big brown cock.
Mithushan is a Tamil Tiger.
Mithushan by unknowntamil2169 June 22, 2019

methshine 

The Glorious concoction you make when brewing moonshine and cooking Crystal meth, then mix them together.
Did you put Methshine in bobby's bottle?
methshine by Delta Kilo Haze September 10, 2015