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methylated grill

A term denoting the very visible damage to dentition inevitably caused by long term crystal meth use and which is usually accompanied by unnatural weight loss/muscular wasting and an acne-mottled and/or pasty complexion. The unattractive smile typically displayed by a skelatrix.

Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Parish Chilton . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I'm . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"
methylated grill by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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Mithulan 

Possessing or embodying the features and traits of the character Milhouse Van Houten from the television program The Simpsons
That dork is so mithulan.

Methylating 

When you have to fart in bed, but you hold it just long enough so you can press your ass against your partner's butthole and transfer the methane into them. Methylating is the life essential biochemical process of transferring a methyl group to another compound. Poor methylators require regular supplementation to maintain their health but are often resistant to following their required regimen.
Thomas was pretty butthurt about you methylating him last night.

OMG! He's such a poor methylator. He needs to stop being a little man-child and grow the fuck up.
Methylating by The Methyldonor March 25, 2020

4-methylaminorex 

A rare street drug with effects comparable to MDMA and methamphetamine but with much less side effects.
It's street names are ICE and euphoria
I doubt you actually scored 4-methylaminorex. I'm sure it's regular meth.
4-methylaminorex by QuartzRox February 26, 2004

methusalem 

Methusalem is a term for a wine bottle size in champagne. It holds six liters, which is nearly 1.6 U.S. gallons.
The methusalem (or methusalah) bottle has the shape of a burgundy wine bottle, that is, from its cylindrical bottom it tapers gently (doesn't have "shoulders" as a bordeaux wine bottle does) to its top.
methusalem by Murrax July 16, 2007
A beautiful and an amazing friend to have. Funny and ful of surprises. She loves to joke about and has lots of friends. She is a very lovable person. If you ever date her, try as hard as you can to keep her. It'll be worth it!
Don't make her mad or you'll lose her forever. Don't let her slip away. Methuli can be a hand full if you disrespect her
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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