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Methembe 

A strong man who’s deep intelligence leaves people in a state of awe. Although he can act stubborn, he can also accept when he is wrong. Although he shows a ‘harder’ side when in public, in private he is the gentlest person you could ever meet. Anyone who meets him would say he’s a nice, respectful man who is sheltered. But once you get to know him more you will learn he is confident, assertive, outgoing and never likes to take a day off. He does not enjoy doing nothing and is always seeking new ways to ‘level himself up’. Self improvement is a constant goal for Methembe.

He loves his family and friends so deeply and with his whole heart, and would do almost anything to see them smile.

This can sometimes leave him in predicaments where he has to choose whether to do what he truly wants, or do what they desire for him. Meaning he can end up in stress and end up with feelings of depression. Yet due to his utter strength, perseverance, determination and drive, he pulls himself out and always “gets it done.” Without complaint. Despite the difficultly or perhaps inconvenience it caused him along the way.

He is the most ambitious man you could ever meet. Do not underestimate Methembe.
He is not your average person. He is unique, he is brave. He is humble. He is hardworking and deserves everything he desires.

If you are part of his life, consider yourself blessed.
“Methembe’s net worth is now at £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000”
Methembe by Chickennugget2.0 November 23, 2021
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The Metember Curse 

The phrase defining the September crash that the New York Mets go through every season since the 2007 season.
Dude, what's wrong with the Mets? They went from first to last. Oh, yeah! It's just the Metember curse.
The Metember Curse by KoKo7294 June 20, 2010
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016