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Meth Witch 

When long term methanphetamine addiction transforms a woman into a hideous, twitching ghoul. It is said in some arcane corners of the midwest that they command strange occult magics and can summon crystals with their dark, rambling incantations.
Heather needs to quit tweakin' or she'll ascend and become a Meth Witch, just like her mother.
Meth Witch by Twuntz June 7, 2022
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Metawitch 

/ˌmedəˈwiCH/

Noun

1. Person who makes the metaphysical tangible
2. Classification of a person or people who practice witchcraft involving the belief that everything in the universe is energy and manipulating that energy can bring about desired results. These people don’t believe in a God(dess) as some other witchcraft based religions.

3. Term used by the Coven of the Wild Wood to describe their unique views on their relationship to the universe and its energies.

4. Bad Ass
Being a metawitch allowed me to manifest what I need in my life.

methwitch 

You hear the new Methwitch record? Bed full of snakes is my favorite.
methwitch by Memermetalhead October 26, 2020

methswitch 

It's a meth user who buys laundry soap or some like that, takes it home and pours out the soap and refills with water and then returns it to the store for a refund. If done 3 or four times can generate enough funds for their next fix.
Hey I don't have an Id will you do this methswitch for me.
methswitch by carbonette June 6, 2011
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