metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003

metard

Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.

Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.

anyone that thinks of themselves first of all in any situation, is by definition a 'metard'

by Francis Bacup August 28, 2010

metard

A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".

Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"

Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."

Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."

by Heathe Kyle October 9, 2008

metard

One whose ability for empathy is underdeveloped due to excessive texting, tweeting and updates about themselves.

A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.

by Mebegebo August 31, 2012

Metard

A term used for a pilot who makes you wonder how the hell they got through flight school.

(Term originating from aviation term: METAR, which is a weather observation at a specific airport)

Never fly Spirit. You'd swear the pilots are metards.

by neckcrack August 4, 2023

Metard

Someone who, despite all experience and evidence, believes, a digital world will end all problems and is willing to give all of his energy and money to start a new virtual life, following nothing but yet again another over-hyped product.

How are you, Peter? Peter? Are you there?
- Sorry, I haven't seen him for days, he is in his room with is goggles nad headphones on, meeting some people I don't know. Hope he will go to work again soon. He's such a Metard.

by tmkdoom February 17, 2022

metadating

Dating in the metaverse.

I met a lovely guy in a metabar last week & after a few romantic metadates we're now officially metadating.

by futurewords January 6, 2022