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METANOIA
-Is when you lose someone from your family members or a special person in your life.
-when you are forced to leave your country or your loved ones.
My life experience here in Spain is metanoia
-when you are forced to leave your country or your loved ones.
My life experience here in Spain is metanoia
METANOIA by M E T A N O I A April 17, 2019
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Metanoia
A fucking amazing song by the greatest band ever, MGMT. The song will most likely make your ears have the greatest orgasm you'll ever experience in your pathetic life.
Joe: FUCK MAN HAVE YOU HEARD METANOIA BY MGMT?
Polly: No
Joe: -Puts on Metanoia-
Polly: gfgggrggrggrhghghhhhhhhhbzzzz
Polly: No
Joe: -Puts on Metanoia-
Polly: gfgggrggrggrhghghhhhhhhhbzzzz
Metanoia by hevisaurus July 1, 2010
Metanostalgia
When you're watching an old movie and it makes references to an even earlier time. Future viewers may feel the same way about some of our movies.
Bob and Alice watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit;
Alice: This movie was made in the 80s but it has the look of the 40s.
Bob: That's metanostalgia. In the 80s people could still remember the 40s so they felt nostalgic for it.
Alice: This movie was made in the 80s but it has the look of the 40s.
Bob: That's metanostalgia. In the 80s people could still remember the 40s so they felt nostalgic for it.
Metanostalgia by Luke B August 21, 2013
Metaloscopy
1) The act of being forcefully anally penetrated with a round stainless steel bar at least 1' in length and 2" in diameter. For safety reasons, the stainless steel bar should NOT exceed 2' in length and 4" in diameter. Metaloscopy is commonly used as a means of torture and pleasure within the BDSM community.
2) Endoscopic examination of the colon via the use of a round stainless steel bar (can vary in length/diameter depending on the circumstances).
2) Endoscopic examination of the colon via the use of a round stainless steel bar (can vary in length/diameter depending on the circumstances).
1) A local teen died yesterday as a result of excessive metaloscopy. The penetrator failed to adhere to the length and diameter limitations and successfully disemboweled the penetratee.
2) Doctor: "It's definitely a risky procedure, but at this point we have no other choice but to preform a Metaloscopy."
Patient: "Uh...Doctor, don't you mean a Colonoscopy?"
Doctor: "No."
2) Doctor: "It's definitely a risky procedure, but at this point we have no other choice but to preform a Metaloscopy."
Patient: "Uh...Doctor, don't you mean a Colonoscopy?"
Doctor: "No."
Metaloscopy by Etiainen February 18, 2010
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metanoia by AngelicaCP May 3, 2008
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