Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ

Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.

by FattyMatty November 2, 2012

Missy J

Another not so well known slang for marijuana. Also can be spelled Missy Jay or Missi Jey, depending on your location.

"Is Missy J coming over for a visit?"

by Alli Dee November 6, 2007

messy jay

A name some might be called due to accusations , FALSE accusations that is

-Hey mom can I go to jays house

-You mean MESSY JAYS house?

by Messy Jay. June 19, 2023

Messy Jessy

Some who is immensely smart, beautiful and perfect every way.

“I wish I could be like Messy Jessy”

by Currymuncha1887 August 27, 2023

Messy Jessy

Simply a legend

i wish i could be like messy jessy

by Currymuncha1887 August 28, 2023