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A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
Messy J by braille February 28, 2013
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The Messy Jesse 

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.
"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

Messy Jessie 

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
Messy Jessie by FattyMatty November 2, 2012
Another not so well known slang for marijuana. Also can be spelled Missy Jay or Missi Jey, depending on your location.
"Is Missy J coming over for a visit?"
Missy J by Alli Dee November 6, 2007
A name some might be called due to accusations , FALSE accusations that is
-Hey mom can I go to jays house

-You mean MESSY JAYS house?
messy jay by Messy Jay. June 19, 2023

Messy Jessy 

Some who is immensely smart, beautiful and perfect every way.
I wish I could be like Messy Jessy
Messy Jessy by Currymuncha1887 August 27, 2023

Messy Jessy 

i wish i could be like messy jessy
Messy Jessy by Currymuncha1887 August 28, 2023
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