messner
messner is very cute
messner by cute234567 October 28, 2015
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Messner
Messner by Yy messner November 7, 2019
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Messmered
1.) When everybody you know, and some you don't make fun of you non-stop.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.
Messmered by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003
messterpiece
Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.
messterpiece by not.adelia August 7, 2018
Messer
Irish slang for a person who jokes around a lot. Often used by parents to their kids, or between friends. Non-derogatory, usually said in good humour.
Child plays prank on parents:
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."
Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."
Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"
Messer by CorujaCork March 4, 2022
The Messier
A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.
The Messier by ballersupreme January 13, 2008
Messeras
"Hey have you heard about Messeras? Yeah, me neither. I don't know who he is, but he exists that's for sure."
Messeras by RenderMeUselessOrNot November 16, 2020
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