Merrysolo 

To masturbate (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. From the slang meaning of "merry" as horny or randy (e.g. Ophelia's response to Hamlet's deranged sexual innuendo: "You are merry, my lord."). Used to avoid the synonymous clinical ("masturbate"), crass ('whack off", "flick the bean") or just odd ("self-love") terms.

FaceTiming my Canadian girlfriend puts me in a great mood and I always just merrysolo myself to sleep afterwards.

Tom Hiddleston just edged out Ryan Gosling as my main merrysolo star.

Merrysolo by Merry Soloist March 24, 2017

Aston merrygold 

A member of a band JLS, who became famous through the well liked show X-Factor, after coming second.

Aston Merrygold is the youngest member of the group, who is portrayed as the "favourite".

He is known for being small, with a beautiful voice. He has sparkly eyes, & a lush body.

Does alot of backflips & is a very good dancer.

Did you see Aston Merrygold on X-Factor?

The little one?

Yeah!
Yeah he is gorgeous!

Aston merrygold by jlsjlsjlsjls June 20, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016