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Merrysolo 

To masturbate (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. From the slang meaning of "merry" as horny or randy (e.g. Ophelia's response to Hamlet's deranged sexual innuendo: "You are merry, my lord."). Used to avoid the synonymous clinical ("masturbate"), crass ('whack off", "flick the bean") or just odd ("self-love") terms.
FaceTiming my Canadian girlfriend puts me in a great mood and I always just merrysolo myself to sleep afterwards.

Tom Hiddleston just edged out Ryan Gosling as my main merrysolo star.
Merrysolo by Merry Soloist March 24, 2017
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Aston merrygold 

A member of a band JLS, who became famous through the well liked show X-Factor, after coming second.

Aston Merrygold is the youngest member of the group, who is portrayed as the "favourite".

He is known for being small, with a beautiful voice. He has sparkly eyes, & a lush body.

Does alot of backflips & is a very good dancer.
Did you see Aston Merrygold on X-Factor?

The little one?

Yeah!
Yeah he is gorgeous!
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