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Merranda 

largely loose vagina with a tuna type odor

smelly feet and armpits

unbearably ugly with a dinosaur nose and mountain sized teeth

Irish name for anus

dickshlagger, large puss, wang, tang, shlong, fucktart, boner biting asshole with loose lips.

stalker, obsessed with taken men

homewrecker

suehappy

likes to ride more than horses,

-sausage jockey of the world.

Favorite quote is "Insessed is the best, put your brother to the test" :)

Hidden penis/hermaphrodite.
Merranda fucks black men with unnormally large sausage shlangs

often gets the sausage hangover

drunk off the shlong
Merranda by Poonjockey July 28, 2010
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This name means admirable in Latin. Meranda's are very eclectic. She can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. A Meranda cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient. Also, Meranda's are determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others. She is a strong leader.
Wow, I wish that I could be more like Meranda
Meranda by mak7 February 28, 2015
A female, usually with excessive tattoos and a substance abuse problem. She will do anything to get her fix, including lying to and stealing from friends and family. A Meranda is an unusual case because she is intelligent but really messed up.
I can't believe my sister just stole $55.00 dollars out of my wallet and claims that I "must have lost it somewhere."

What a Meranda!!!
Meranda by DigThis November 5, 2011

mirranda 

a hardworking, single mother that appreciates haters. They keep her name famous.
sexy mirranda, mirranda is da bomb
mirranda by cinnababy February 12, 2009

meranda dodson 

Meranda is a fun, loving, loyal person. She makes the best lover and friend. She has the biggest heart even when people screw her over she stills forgives them even when they don't deserve it. She might seem like one of those girls that you can walk all over but when she has had enough she explodes. When she loves someone she loves them with her whole heart. Sometimes she will be hard to please but at the end of the day she will always your heart
meranda dodson by Drake D December 24, 2013

myrranda 

an amazing powerful woman who is empathetic, trustworthy, and passionate
i wish i had a myrranda, everyone needs a myrranda
myrranda by ur mom.com333 April 6, 2023
Meranda is a beautiful, active, happy, energetic, girl. She is always there for you and just wants the best for her friends. All the guys love this girl. There's not one thing not like about her. She is positive and outgoing, and talks to many new people.
1. Did you see Meranda over there?
2. Oh yeah, like the sun, just hotter.
1. Agreed
Meranda by Homie49999 May 28, 2019