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largely loose vagina with a tuna type odor

smelly feet and armpits

unbearably ugly with a dinosaur nose and mountain sized teeth

Irish name for anus

dickshlagger, large puss, wang, tang, shlong, fucktart, boner biting asshole with loose lips.

stalker, obsessed with taken men



likes to ride more than horses,

-sausage jockey of the world.

Favorite quote is "Insessed is the best, put your brother to the test" :)

Hidden penis/hermaphrodite.
Merranda fucks black men with unnormally large sausage shlangs

often gets the sausage hangover

drunk off the shlong
by Poonjockey July 27, 2010
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