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Merranda 

largely loose vagina with a tuna type odor

smelly feet and armpits

unbearably ugly with a dinosaur nose and mountain sized teeth

Irish name for anus

dickshlagger, large puss, wang, tang, shlong, fucktart, boner biting asshole with loose lips.

stalker, obsessed with taken men

homewrecker

suehappy

likes to ride more than horses,

-sausage jockey of the world.

Favorite quote is "Insessed is the best, put your brother to the test" :)

Hidden penis/hermaphrodite.
Merranda fucks black men with unnormally large sausage shlangs

often gets the sausage hangover

drunk off the shlong
Merranda by Poonjockey July 28, 2010
Words you can keep
This name means admirable in Latin. Meranda's are very eclectic. She can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. A Meranda cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient. Also, Meranda's are determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others. She is a strong leader.
Wow, I wish that I could be more like Meranda
Meranda by mak7 February 28, 2015
A female, usually with excessive tattoos and a substance abuse problem. She will do anything to get her fix, including lying to and stealing from friends and family. A Meranda is an unusual case because she is intelligent but really messed up.
I can't believe my sister just stole $55.00 dollars out of my wallet and claims that I "must have lost it somewhere."

What a Meranda!!!
Meranda by DigThis November 5, 2011

mirranda 

a hardworking, single mother that appreciates haters. They keep her name famous.
sexy mirranda, mirranda is da bomb
mirranda by cinnababy February 12, 2009

meranda dodson 

Meranda is a fun, loving, loyal person. She makes the best lover and friend. She has the biggest heart even when people screw her over she stills forgives them even when they don't deserve it. She might seem like one of those girls that you can walk all over but when she has had enough she explodes. When she loves someone she loves them with her whole heart. Sometimes she will be hard to please but at the end of the day she will always your heart
Meranda dodson is the best person ever.
meranda dodson by Drake D December 24, 2013

myrranda 

an amazing powerful woman who is empathetic, trustworthy, and passionate
i wish i had a myrranda, everyone needs a myrranda
myrranda by ur mom.com333 April 6, 2023
Meranda is a beautiful, active, happy, energetic, girl. She is always there for you and just wants the best for her friends. All the guys love this girl. There's not one thing not like about her. She is positive and outgoing, and talks to many new people.
1. Did you see Meranda over there?
2. Oh yeah, like the sun, just hotter.
1. Agreed
Meranda by Homie49999 May 28, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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