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When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
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v. An action normally found in internet chat rooms, forums , Ventrilo and Teamspeak servers; When a female changes the subject at hand to something that is completely off-topic.

n. A female in Ventrilo and Teamspeak servers that enjoys changing the subject at random to divert attention to something or someone else.
v. "Andrea pulled a Menuet on the campus forums."

n. "That new girl in the channel is a Menuet."
Menuet by Puck's Sister January 5, 2007
Awesome Mexican soup made with tripe (beef stomach,) hominy, chile peppers, onions, cilantro, oregeno, and a splash of lime. Some like menudo served with tortilla and "con pata"--which means with a pig's foot in there too. Menudo is traditionally eaten on Saturday mornings and has been known to cure the common hangover.
Dude, I'm gonna have a bowl of menudo and then take a little nap.
menudo by Mack C January 16, 2007

county menudo 

You can't get the real menudo in county so the homies make it out of water, hot sauce, corn nuts, and chicharones.
Shit, I got a hang-over from the pruno from that party in cell 13. I need some county menudo for the cruda.
When the person is ditched at the last hour by a friend .
I was Manued at the last moment by my best friend and had to go alone for the dinner .
manued by Sid707 December 11, 2019

menudocs 

MenuDocs is a educational organisation designed to bring members of any community together and learn new programming languages such as JavaScript, Java and Python.
I learnt something new from the MenuDocs channel today
menudocs by Vincent Malone February 8, 2020
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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