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Mental/Illness 

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.
Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!
Mental/Illness by MWE2004 November 14, 2023

Mental Illness 

An illness that inflicts the person's mental state. Mental illnesses range widely from mild anxiety to severe schizophrenia. Depending on the severity of an illness, it can impact a person's life more than just mentally. For example, a person with borderline personality disorder might have a hard time holding down a job because of their mood instability. Other things that can be hard while mentally ill are keeping good hygiene, keeping healthy relationships, and keeping a good sleep schedule
John breaks up with Becky's best friend.
Becky: That was so sick of you! What, do you have a mental illness?

John: Mentally Ill is not an adjective. I have though, been struggling with depression. My mental ill ness doesn’t make me any less of a person.
Mental Illness by PurplePanda4 February 27, 2021

Mental Illness 

Driving 5 hours just to go to waffle house while high on edibles.
you must have Mental Illness if you would drive 5 hours just to get waffle house
Mental Illness by Nai_OG January 12, 2022

mental illness 

A defect in the minds function. But does not nessercerily affect your intelegence. Saying a mental illness makes you crazy/stupid/funny is like saying an eating disorder makes you fat.
Bill Gates, who is a multi-billionare, invented the personal computer, is very creative and in the top ten smartest men alive suffers from aspergers syndrome, which is infact a mental illness.
mental illness by GavinBobJones November 4, 2006

Mental illness 

"uhhh what tf does mental illness mean????"
"drem world community"
Mental illness by Harping deeznuts January 15, 2022

Mental illness 

Mèntal illnesses is a disease usually common within people who are named joud , it’s really serious and causes them to to act in such a toxic way. Unfortunately as of now there’s no cure for it
Yo look isn’t it that joud the I think she has mental illness
Mental illness by Pussy slayer 627 October 26, 2020

Mental illness 

a spectrum of illnesses that affect your mental health
"My parents are the reason why i have a Mental Illness"
Mental illness by AzureAllieres March 14, 2023
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