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Memorial Middle School 

welcome to the school of disappointment the halls give a variety of smells ranging from baked cookies to sewage water. Not to mention you can only find the vice principal walking around with a giant iPad infront of his face. principal who ?! yeah he’s hiding in his office. your worst enemies the lunch ladies from hell.
frank: yo did you hear about the kid who took the binder with all the test answers?!

John: yeah only at MEMORIAL MIDDLE SCHOOL but yeah he’s fucked
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Memorial middle school 

A middle school that few kids like but we all deal and stick it out. We do crazy things and we never get caught. A doctor is now our principle although no one really likes her we all must be respectful, in which many of us aren't. Alot of the girls are fake trick hoes and most of the guys are eighther ugly or have a girlfriend.
Memorial Middle School is the best school in the world. NOT!

Medford Memorial Middle School 

where kids dont get expelled for smoking weed in the bathroom where girls dress like sluts and claim they got kissed by justin bieber
alex bartasius "getting kissed by jb" at medford memorial middle school

Medford Memorial Middle School 

A school in south jersey filled with your average snobs, backstabbing whores, slutty 7th graders who pretend they're in high school and then the normal cool people who can all get along.
Perhaps its reputation would be saved if not for the 8th grader who got suspended for having a knife and coke at the dance.

Medford Memorial Middle School 

Actually, Medford Memorial Middle School does not have drug bearing knife holding people in it. A few people liek 6 months ago stole some ADD medicine from the nurse for a kid with ADD! it didnt hurt anyone and the kid had add anyway. Please don't hate cuz were one of the richest towns in the u.s.a. just get over it...
We live in Medford cuz we actually are intelligent...how did we get here you ask?? Our parents actually have jobs.

Medford Memorial Middle School 

Medford Memorial is not a bad school there just rich and not trashy living in trailer parks like you! im sorry that you dont get your way thats not our faults...your just jealous that were one of the richest towns in the county.
Bad Reputations = RUMORS

Medford Memorial Middle School 

A school where 6th graders already suck dick and send nudes and by 7th already had anal. In the bathrooms you don’t get in trouble for smoking weed because nobody gives a fuck.
“yo dude 6th grade is awesome I just got head” “haha I just got high as fuck in the bathroom of Medford memorial middle school”
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