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Memorial High School 

a school consisting of rich preps who can afford the best of the best including drugs, alcohol etc. there are maybe six black people that attend the school. you will mostly find frat lookin boys and sorority lookin girls here. good luck.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna meet up with some Memorial High School kids and get fucked up with em tonight? "

Person 2: "Nah man, I'm black. Dude... Ill stick out like a black sheep. But they will have awesome maryjane and booze. Aight dude lehhgo!"

Person 1: "thats what i thought" You dont wanna miss a Memorial party!"

Memorial Towel 

A memorial towel is the towel or other clothing item that is used to wipe away ejaculates and bodily fluids from one another after sexual intercourse. A memorial towel can be used repeatedly, to the point of disgusting crustyness, but this neglectful and lazy habit is frowned upon by the lady having semen wiped off of her vagina and buttcheeks.

a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.
man, I had to use my awesome unicorn T shirt as a memorial towel last night
Memorial Towel by grombelphegor February 23, 2011

memorial day 

A holiday to remember the fallen soldiers who have died for our country.
Happy Memorial Day to all the the soldiers who have given the ultimate sacrifice.

Memorial Day Weekend 

Quite possibly one of the sickest times of the year, most young adults use this holiday to start the summer althought its in May. Highly notorized in the Tri-State Area, everyone knows the hot spot is Seaside Heights or "down the shore" for this special occasion. Seniors in high school have saved up there absences for this one week.
1. Dawgggg....Memorial Day Weekend babyyy!!...time to get sickkk!!
Memorial Day Weekend by Homie D. March 30, 2007

memorial high school 

Memorial high school is full of a bunch of spoiled shit heads. We don’t smell broke so if you don’t own AirPods and a basic pair of vans, you don’t #exist. Oh let’s not forget eveyones nicotine addiction juul = cuul, and the fucking snitches who need to mind their own damn business. We also try to be just as basic as everyone else in frisco but can’t bc well we suck.
Ava: you got a juul?

Victoria: why wouldn’t I, I go to memorial high school

Ava: silly me I should’ve known

Memorial Middle School 

welcome to the school of disappointment the halls give a variety of smells ranging from baked cookies to sewage water. Not to mention you can only find the vice principal walking around with a giant iPad infront of his face. principal who ?! yeah he’s hiding in his office. your worst enemies the lunch ladies from hell.
frank: yo did you hear about the kid who took the binder with all the test answers?!

John: yeah only at MEMORIAL MIDDLE SCHOOL but yeah he’s fucked
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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