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MEmorial 

A public statement that makes another person’s death (usually a celebrity) all about the speaker rather than the deceased.

See also: performative grief.
Did you see Brian’s tweet making that celebrity’s death all about him? Such a MEmorial.
Words you can keep

Memorial High School 

a school consisting of rich preps who can afford the best of the best including drugs, alcohol etc. there are maybe six black people that attend the school. you will mostly find frat lookin boys and sorority lookin girls here. good luck.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna meet up with some Memorial High School kids and get fucked up with em tonight? "

Person 2: "Nah man, I'm black. Dude... Ill stick out like a black sheep. But they will have awesome maryjane and booze. Aight dude lehhgo!"

Person 1: "thats what i thought" You dont wanna miss a Memorial party!"

Memorial Towel 

A memorial towel is the towel or other clothing item that is used to wipe away ejaculates and bodily fluids from one another after sexual intercourse. A memorial towel can be used repeatedly, to the point of disgusting crustyness, but this neglectful and lazy habit is frowned upon by the lady having semen wiped off of her vagina and buttcheeks.

a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.
man, I had to use my awesome unicorn T shirt as a memorial towel last night
Memorial Towel by grombelphegor February 23, 2011

memorial day 

A holiday to remember the fallen soldiers who have died for our country.
Happy Memorial Day to all the the soldiers who have given the ultimate sacrifice.

Memorial Day Weekend 

Quite possibly one of the sickest times of the year, most young adults use this holiday to start the summer althought its in May. Highly notorized in the Tri-State Area, everyone knows the hot spot is Seaside Heights or "down the shore" for this special occasion. Seniors in high school have saved up there absences for this one week.
1. Dawgggg....Memorial Day Weekend babyyy!!...time to get sickkk!!
Memorial Day Weekend by Homie D. March 30, 2007

memorial high school 

Memorial high school is full of a bunch of spoiled shit heads. We don’t smell broke so if you don’t own AirPods and a basic pair of vans, you don’t #exist. Oh let’s not forget eveyones nicotine addiction juul = cuul, and the fucking snitches who need to mind their own damn business. We also try to be just as basic as everyone else in frisco but can’t bc well we suck.
Ava: you got a juul?

Victoria: why wouldn’t I, I go to memorial high school

Ava: silly me I should’ve known

Memorial Middle School 

welcome to the school of disappointment the halls give a variety of smells ranging from baked cookies to sewage water. Not to mention you can only find the vice principal walking around with a giant iPad infront of his face. principal who ?! yeah he’s hiding in his office. your worst enemies the lunch ladies from hell.
frank: yo did you hear about the kid who took the binder with all the test answers?!

John: yeah only at MEMORIAL MIDDLE SCHOOL but yeah he’s fucked
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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