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Memestrual Cycle 

Like great female friends that spend enough time together whose menstrual cycles might match up. Great friends who meme together have an algorithm so similar that their memestrual cycles match's up and they sending each other the same memes.
Sick meme, aghh you beat me to it.

Our memestrual cycles must have matched up

Menstrual Cycle

A motorcycle only available to women.

It is characterized by it's unique exhaust note.
a menstrual cycle sounds like "Nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag...BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
Menstrual Cycle by DMIKEV August 27, 2009

menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month
i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle

The demonic cycle that goes on every month. Its when a woman spews vaginal juices and gets irritated REALLY easily... so dont fuck with them.
Bruno: Dude my mom was really pissed yesterday... she made me unclog the toilet!

Subject Q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle.

Bruno: I know right?!

menstrual cycle

The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.
"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"

Menstrual Cycle

Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!
Menstrual Cycle by Nickcoolness :) October 5, 2008
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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