When a non child rearing gay person always gets the best of everything because they don't have kids to pay for.
Hey, I'm getting that new curved 3D 4K TV installed in my BMW this weekend. The curved one is their fagship model.
Ok, here goes.
Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).
Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.
Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.
Waves hand in "meh" type way.
Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.
Big ass bite ensues.
#rancharound.
Boom.
Am I famous yet?
Call me when I'm famous.
Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound
When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.
I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.
When a fire ass meme burns through the internet for a period of 10-21 days. Then disappears suddenly and is only referred to by parents/grandparents going forward.
You guys remember that Nike/Kaepernick ad meme that blow up a few weeks ago? What a Memestrual cycle that was.
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The act in which an intoxicated individual calls, and then goes on to complete, any shot, score, task, goal, etc. which would be considered extremely difficult, even while sober, then proceeds to walk with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant or conceited gait.
Did you guys see the security cam vid where Karow clearly called, then made, that jump-bank 8 ball shot? That was a powerful BoStrut at the end. I think it shook the floor.
