Rub Club

The collection of memories you think about while masturbating or to otherwise achieve orgasm. See: Spank Bank.

The wild sex I had last night with my boyfriend is definitely going in the rub club for when I'm out of town.

by TeamRam January 1, 2013

rub club

a "massage parlor" where the masseuse (usually a young, attractive woman) gives a "happy ending" (i.e. a hand job or a blow job); for a gratuity, the customer may get more than the "happy ending"

"Welcom to Fancy's Rub Club. That will be $150 for the massage with happy ending. Anything more is negotiable."

by 80's Guy October 25, 2006

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rub club

n) the female variation on the spank bank - an area of the short term memory in which arousing images are stored for subsequent recollection and masturbation.

Jennifer: Hey Brit! Did you see that guy?
Brit: Who? The one that looks like Scott Baio?
Jennifer: No, the one that looks like Gary Coleman!
Brit: Oh my god! Look at him! That's goin in the rub club!
Jennifer: Hey-oh!

-or-

Solange: Did you see that guy getting his swell on at the gym?
LaQueesha: Oh...my...god. Rub club.

by Pakpao Kanya February 24, 2009

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