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sweet, intelligent, sexy, gorgeous, droolable guy whom i've liked for some time, but nobody knows how i feel..
(sees a guy on the street).. ohhh that's definitely a melvs!!
by Julz November 02, 2004
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
by tpak May 23, 2008
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a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!
by paulos October 13, 2003
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Whilen out while drunk or high

gettin wild on the floe
Yo, Melv you getting wild on the floe.

Melv pass me some fruitloops.
by Magano August 09, 2003
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A gay loser
A person owned by Bladez
Melv is terrible at cod.
Melv is gay.
by Iam A. Beast June 28, 2020
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