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I went to a PTA meeting last night and I saw so many melves.
by Clana September 03, 2005
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Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.
Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!
by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014
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slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"
"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."
by SteveR_FiveOH September 27, 2007
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short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.
oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!
by melf March 22, 2005
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A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom
That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF
by Wordwizz December 25, 2014
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