Melvil 

Even better then Melvin. Unique name with French origin. Awesome player of all games. Musically talented. Loved by all. Women flock to him.

Damn, he so Melvil

Melvil by Melvil0708 August 19, 2017

Melvil 

Melvil is a French name meaning king of third wheels. Melvil loves being the third wheel and knows no boundaries. He is defined by his extreme love for tennis, physics and pretzels.

Melvil has an inexplicable need for attention and hogs it incessantly. He can’t do handshakes to save his life.

Spite of this he is still a nice friend and is fun to have around.

Melvil: hey guys!
Andrew and his bf: ughhhh Melvil....Leave us alone.

Melvil by I_am_a_star January 17, 2019

Melvina 

A very smart and bubbly person. She always glow with that beautiful smile, and she will always have your back. She can be quite reserved at first, but if you open up with here she will open up to you. all the boys fall head over heels with her because she is extremely gorgeous, but she is loyal to one guy and will always fight for that person.

Girl #1: I really like this guy, but he obviously likes Melvina.

Girl #2: ugh, she pulls all the guys because she is so pretty!

Melvina by locoxloco October 19, 2019

Melvin Capital 

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Melvin Capital by Mama turtle January 28, 2021

Melvin medici 

A man who grew up in surrey and went to LA Mathesen. Does paradise of surrey jacks and is funny.

Some things Melvin says is YoOoOoOoOoOoOoO, thass crazzyyyy, ima call my cuzins on uu

Melvin Medici Wanna ditch and go to bear creeek
Ima call my cuzins on uuuuu
This guy don’t know YoooOoOoo

Melvin medici by Surreykid January 9, 2019

Melvin Waffle 

The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.

Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.

Melvin Waffle by Keegan O'Brien July 1, 2008

melvallous 

A twitch streamer and the queen of bobo. Humourous nature and scared of cockroaches. Does a lot of stupiak things on stream to keep people entertained

Justin: Eh today very boring sia, what can we do?
Tikorita: Watch melvallous la. See what kind of antics she up to again

melvallous by Tikorita January 3, 2020