Melved 

Totally f***ing spasticated.

Look at that spacca he's f***ing melved!

Melved by Cleave November 23, 2010

Melved 

1) Having an all round good time.
2) To attend an event where the host becomes irretrievably intoxicated but the party rages on.

I thought I was going to have a dull night but we turned up and got totally melved

Melved by illumelvinati May 19, 2014

Dmitry Medvedev

Privately also called as Diminish Analoiledvich Mediocrity. He is a Putinstanian kleptocrat and one of the Vladolf Putler's closest cronies.

Dmitry Medvedev is a nuke-horny midget who rages like a disturbed brat when Putinstan's war of aggression has turned out to be a clusterfuck.

Dmitry Medvedev by O. W. Tongueincheek May 7, 2023

Igor Medvedev 

A scholar of Princeton University. A humble man, who would never bring it up in conversation. His own brother didn't even know he went there.

Betty: Let's get something to eat!
Igor Medvedev: In Princeton, at my colonial eating club, we had things to eat.

Igor Medvedev by kingmo2 October 20, 2022

medvedev 

a) noun c
1. Offensive - a short, baleful, and insignificant person who thinks they are important but who, in reality, is a nobody, has neither influence nor power and is only capable of making empty threats; an absolute nonentity.
2. Offensive - a racist, xenophobe or chauvinist.
3. an empty threat or bragging talk.
4. Taboo - a very offensive word for someone who is short and self-important; a cockalorum; a midget.
5. Offensive - a laughing stock; an object of ridicule.

b) verb transitive, intransitive often + about/that
1. to make an empty threat without really being able to back it up or to brag about sth.
2. to make racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic remarks, comments, etc. or to behave in such a way. Used to show strong disapproval.
3. to make sb or become a laughing stock.

c) adjective
1. Offensive - short, baleful, and insignificant
2. Offensive - racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic (about a remark, comment, attitude, etc.)
3. Derogatory - self-important or crowing too much. Used to show strong disapproval.
4. Offensive - ridiculous, risible, or not deserving respect.

e.g. - Do you think he will do what he has promised to do? - Nothing to worry about. There is nothing he can do - he is just a medvedev.
e.g. Never medvedev me again - we both know that you are a nothing.
e.g. The judge found her guilty of making medvedev remarks and she was sentenced to one year in prison.

medvedev by Javk Traveller June 17, 2022

medvedev 

a) noun c
1. Offensive - a short, baleful, and insignificant person who thinks they are important but who, in reality, is a nobody, has neither influence nor power and is only capable of making empty threats; an absolute nonentity.
2. Offensive - a racist, xenophobe or chauvinist.
3. an empty threat or bragging talk.
4. Taboo - a very offensive word for someone who is short and self-important; a cockalorum; a midget.
5. Offensive - a laughing stock; an object of ridicule.

b) verb transitive, intransitive often + about/that
1. to make an empty threat without really being able to back it up or to brag about sth.
2. to make racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic remarks, comments, etc. or to behave in such a way. Used to show strong disapproval.
3. to make sb or become a laughing stock.

c) adjective
1. Offensive - short, baleful, and insignificant
2. Offensive - racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic (about a remark, comment, attitude, etc.)
3. Derogatory - self-important or crowing too much. Used to show strong disapproval.
4. Offensive - ridiculous, risible, or not deserving respect.

e.g. - Do you think he will do what he has promised to do? - Nothing to worry about. There is nothing he can do - he is just a medvedev.
e.g. Never medvedev me again - we both know that you are a nothing.
e.g. The judge found her guilty of making medvedev remarks and she was sentenced to one year in prison.

medvedev by Javk Traveller June 17, 2022

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008