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A trashy bitch. A melspo is a slut on another level of sluttiness. She is the female fuckboi. If you ever come in contact with a melspo, save yourself and run the other direction. A melspo will TRY to hook up with anything that breathes.

A Melspo will always go for the classy guys first, however when this does not work, she resorts to lesser men. It is common for a Melspo to attemp to steal a classy guy (that is unique, good at sports, funny, really smart) that should be with a girl that has equal class.
Guy 1: That girl is trashy and a serious slut!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a total melspo.
Melspo by MelonBlanket September 12, 2016
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Melpo Mene 

an independent band formed and headed by musician Erik Mattiasson from Stockholm, Sweden.

Discography:
-Holes (2004)
-Bring the Lions Out (2008)
-Behind the Trees (2012)

The single "I Adore You" (from "Bring Lions Out"), was used in a 2008 Volvo car commercial.
- Can you name all nine muses?
- Well when Melpo Mene started to release soundtracks for the motion movie where all muses were named, i learnt all of them
Melpo Mene by annalotte August 15, 2012
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A last name of the Superior of all family’s. They know how to have a laugh and there always talking. This family is very close to all its members.
Person 1: “Wow have you seen that family, they seem fun!”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s the Melson family, there the best!”
Melson by Lammy109 February 12, 2021
A girl that is extremely messy and has temper tantrums
Messpot by Dipshit26 April 1, 2019

Mt Messpoovius 

When you take a shit above the waterline, get up and pee on it so it looks like a volcano.
It was hard as shit holding my urine in when I was creating a Mt Messpoovius
Mt Messpoovius by Tweezedout January 4, 2017

(noun) A center point where bits and liquids
tend to run together and become indistinguishable.

variation of "melting pot"
Waving his hand over the middle of my soggy plate of
mashed potatoes, gravy and peas, my brother said, "Don't
forget to eat your melpo."
melpo by msCobby October 2, 2005
A masturbation sock named after the girl of your desires. Invented by a wise man of legend named Logan.
My Melsock is so dirty, I cocked it to death last night.
Melsock by Fatjesus September 13, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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