A carrion-crow like devil who feeds upon human misery. Apparently has free run of earth, stimulating violence, anguish and pain to increase the harvest.

His domain is a hell-like place known as 'Genesis"

Melanikus is from the best graphic novel ever, Shadowslayer: The Mark of Melanikus

After my father would beat me and lock me in the closet I would find myself alone with Melanikus

Melanikus by xBonderx January 22, 2011

melnikov

A long family line of bear-riding, shirtless, Russian motherfuckers who know their shit and produce offspring that literally draw women to their penises and men to their glorious woman-holes.

"Yo dawg, I heard those Melnikovs once ate fire, shit it out whole, and melted Hell when they flushed the toilet"

melnikov by The Penis Wrangler April 26, 2014

Mellonikus

n
1. A semi famous player of the half-life 2 mods, ZPS and ZM, who has a sensational love for melon kegs and zombie brains.

P1 "Dammit mellonikus why did you have to run to the end of red queen without us?"
P2 "FOR TEH MELON KEGS!"

Mellonikus by Mellonikus October 5, 2009

Zoya Melnikova

Zoya Melnikova is the coolest person in existence and deserves to rule the world as the official dictator of the people's republic of earth

Zoya Melnikova is a great supreme leader

Zoya Melnikova by Zoya Melnikova February 9, 2021

Melnikov's Gambit

It's what happens when a person comes into conflict when purchasing a new (or pre-existing) LEGO set.

Thanks a lot, LEGO Group. I'm suffering Melnikov's Gambit trying to get ahold of the new modular set!

Melnikov's Gambit by Boo69Boo69 April 7, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026