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melnikov 

A long family line of bear-riding, shirtless, Russian motherfuckers who know their shit and produce offspring that literally draw women to their penises and men to their glorious woman-holes.
"Yo dawg, I heard those Melnikovs once ate fire, shit it out whole, and melted Hell when they flushed the toilet"
melnikov by The Penis Wrangler April 26, 2014

Zoya Melnikova 

Zoya Melnikova is the coolest person in existence and deserves to rule the world as the official dictator of the people's republic of earth
Zoya Melnikova is a great supreme leader
Zoya Melnikova by Zoya Melnikova February 9, 2021
is a combination of Melik and Şah. These words are actually mean same thing, King.

is a Turkish boy name.

is a commander and a leader of Selchuk Empire. *Malik Shah*
Malik-Shah -Melikşah- spent the rest of his reign waging war against the Karakhanids on the eastern side, and establishing order in the Caucasus.
melikşah by zehrabetul99 November 11, 2018

melnisha 

A beautiful girl who is smart and sweet. She is also cute. If you have a melnisha, never lose her instead treasure her. She is a cutie too
Guy: hi, is your name Melnisha ?

Someone: no, why?
Guy: coz you look sweet cutie!
melnisha by gurumel November 23, 2021

Melnikov's Gambit

It's what happens when a person comes into conflict when purchasing a new (or pre-existing) LEGO set.
Thanks a lot, LEGO Group. I'm suffering Melnikov's Gambit trying to get ahold of the new modular set!

Melnik volcano

This act involves two people in which one must have diarrhea and a baggie of blow.
The person with diarrhea must lay down ass up and the other puts the blow the anus. After which the diarrhea person must shit it out in the other persons face.
Guy1: yo I just did the Melnik volcano with this girl yesterday
Guy2: dawg that's disgusting
Melnik volcano by Moss_223 June 9, 2026