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smegsy megsy
A young girl, roughly 5"0 in height, sometimes taller, sometimes shorter, with long brown hair, and has a beautiful body, and amazing personality. Any guy who refuses to believe that he is in love with her is a moron, but usually, somewhere, there is a guy called Riley who will stop at nothing to get his hand in her hand, and sit under a sunset with her, before retiring to his or her house, to cuddle and watch movies.
Person 1: "Damn look at that smegsy girl!?"
Person 2: "That's Smegsy Megsy, aka Meggiebear!"
Person 3: *Walks past Persons 1 & 2 and calls to Smegsy Megsy* HEY MEG! I LOVE YOU! COME WATCH THE SUNSET WITH ME!
Person 2: "That's Smegsy Megsy, aka Meggiebear!"
Person 3: *Walks past Persons 1 & 2 and calls to Smegsy Megsy* HEY MEG! I LOVE YOU! COME WATCH THE SUNSET WITH ME!
smegsy megsy by SonOfHecate June 3, 2016
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New Jersey messy
Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
messy mulligan
Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.
MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
messy mulligan by realgamergrill February 13, 2021
messy boy
A messy boy is an adult male dressing up as a little boy and eats messy to please rich old Japanese women
messy boy by I'mAstarfish July 8, 2018
messy backyard
A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
messy backyard by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006
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