When you're pleasuring yourself and accidentally think about metal machines capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically.
Harry thinking: "Don't think about robots, don't think about robots, don't think about roboottttssssaahhhhh."
Harry: "oh fuck I just mekawanked again"
Harry: "oh fuck I just mekawanked again"
by GRALICE JOKES March 2, 2022
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Someone who is a very bad person in terms of their demeanour or actions. Not Hitler levels but more of a mean person kind of bad.
Someone who is a very bad person in terms of their demeanour or actions. Not Hitler levels but more of a mean person kind of bad.
by LifeH4sNoMe4ning October 4, 2023
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To masturbate over the thought (or photograph or video) of another masturbating over yourself.
To masturbate over the thought (or photograph or video) of another masturbating over yourself.
The thought of you fapping over my Facebook holiday album was so hot I just had to stroke out a metawank.
by Annie Vegas July 13, 2011
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My family have gone out shopping for the day, I can't wait to have a megawank using the downstairs telly and take advantage of that 4K definition.
by Shaun1002 August 11, 2021
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