megawinks

When Lemmiwinks causes the gayness of a room to become exceedingly high. Can be caused by random strange and creepy comments or merely by his presence. A lower form of Gigawinks.

Megawinks! Buy us more F by the F!

by xxexplosivoxx August 29, 2003

megawinks

Someone named Lemmiwnks who megawatts the room. Often he will say things that make no sense in context of the conversation and he will creep you ot beyond belief. He may have a needle dick as well.

Megawinks! Get me a pop tart!

by xxexplosivoxx July 23, 2003

megawank

One Million Wanks.

"My girlfriend went away to seven weeks; i had enoough for a megawank"

by jsunbeam July 21, 2008

Megamindsexual

Having a sexual attraction to the character of Megamind and only the character of Megamind

Person one: “ Who’s your crush? “
Person two: “ I’m actually Megamindsexual so i only like Megamind “

by Yeah Yeah Monster May 25, 2021

Megawanka

Plural: Megawankas
Someone who is a very bad person in terms of their demeanour or actions. Not Hitler levels but more of a mean person kind of bad.

Some people are Wankers. Others are Megawankas.

by LifeH4sNoMe4ning October 4, 2023

megawonsz9

the biggest God in the universe. He created the whole universe in his head by the magic of his mind. Megawonsz9 can materialize and be a human like one of us, but you will know thats him.

The power of his mind is unlimited, u cannot illustrate his power or say it in words

The power of megawonsz9 is the only power that could made all of this

person A : what do you believe in?
person B: only MEGAWONSZ9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HEYHEYMONICAHEYMONEMNICA May 21, 2019

Megawank

A masturbation session where you are home alone in the house, and you play your desired porn video on the large family TV in the living room to get the full experience. Additional supplements must be used in order for the wank to qualify as a megawank, at a minimum - baby lotion or oil.

My family have gone out shopping for the day, I can't wait to have a megawank using the downstairs telly and take advantage of that 4K definition.

by Shaun1002 August 11, 2021