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The ratio of 1Mb/sec during an up/download
Dude, my Deadmau5 torrent is going in at a megasec! this'll be over in no time.
Megasec by BioStigmaBass December 28, 2010
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The band famous for the hit song "First Grade Love"
look up "megasex first grade love" on Youtube
Megasex by Xtreme2252 August 13, 2009

Megasexual 

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.
I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.
Megasexual by thewhosa June 12, 2015

Melasecca 

An Italian surname meaning "Dried apple". Melasecca family originating from Chieti, in Abruzzo Italy. Records of this family dates back to the 17th century.
Come si chiama?
Mi chiamo Dario Melasecca
Melasecca by Darius Melasecca September 14, 2009

Melasecca 

An italian last name that means 'Dried apple' and is the most amazing last name ever.
Me; HEY! Your last name is Melasecca!?
You; YEAH!
Me; OH MY GOD CAN I HUG YOU!?

Melasecca by Lyssa M. February 11, 2009

Megasequin 

An alternative unit of measurement wherein a sparkly glittery sequin, most likely found on a figure skater/hipster, can be used to describe distance or awesomeness.

The formula for conversion follows:

10^6 sequins = 1 megasequin

10^-6 sequins = 1 microsequin

*a sequin is one unit of fabulousness/length
Kim and Brent combine raw power with grace and artistry in a sport where success or failure is measured in microsequins.

Though 30,000,000 megasequins apart, you are still close to my heart!

The band was about 42 megasequins better than the opening act.
Megasequin by skaterbabe December 4, 2010

Megarection 

When a person becomes aroused, and their penis goes erect, and beyond hard. Swollen and massive, such an erection takes longer than average to go away, and can often cause uncomfortableness with the bearer. However, the Megarections should be worn proudly, in all situations, despite cultural or social norms
"So, last Friday I was struck by a huge boner in the middle of class...we're talking GIANT"

"Yeah, a Megarection. Get those all the time"

"What? I was so embarrassed!"

"Dude, rock that shit!! MEGARECTION!!!"
Megarection by GTPquickRB April 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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