Megasequin 

An alternative unit of measurement wherein a sparkly glittery sequin, most likely found on a figure skater/hipster, can be used to describe distance or awesomeness.

The formula for conversion follows:

10^6 sequins = 1 megasequin

10^-6 sequins = 1 microsequin

*a sequin is one unit of fabulousness/length

Kim and Brent combine raw power with grace and artistry in a sport where success or failure is measured in microsequins.

Though 30,000,000 megasequins apart, you are still close to my heart!

The band was about 42 megasequins better than the opening act.

Megasequin by skaterbabe December 4, 2010