Megarection

When a person becomes aroused, and their penis goes erect, and beyond hard. Swollen and massive, such an erection takes longer than average to go away, and can often cause uncomfortableness with the bearer. However, the Megarections should be worn proudly, in all situations, despite cultural or social norms

"So, last Friday I was struck by a huge boner in the middle of class...we're talking GIANT"

"Yeah, a Megarection. Get those all the time"

"What? I was so embarrassed!"

"Dude, rock that shit!! MEGARECTION!!!"

Megarection by GTPquickRB April 18, 2010

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megarection

the maximum size your penis can be at any given moment. rock hard (happens rarely)

when you are extremely horny and aroused

"dude last i had the biggest boner, it was a megarection!"

megarection by johnchulo August 6, 2009

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megarection • Merection

Merection

Japanese dirty word combining the word 目 meaning eye , pronounced Me and the word erection.

Signifies a person who is looking at someone too insistently in a creepy way

I went on a date with that guy but his merection was way too obvious, it was scary.

Merection by Shimoneta September 1, 2023

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Merection

When you give yourself an erection, with no help, no porn just all by yourself.

I looked in the mirror and gave myself a merection...

Merection by MajinNic February 3, 2010

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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